The Higgs Boson walks into a Catholic church. Priest says "What are you doing here?" HB says "You can't have mass without me"
I hope Higgs-Boson isn't an Old Testament God particle.
The Higgs Boston is the theoretical particle that accounts for heaviness of accents.
McDonald's to offer 1800 calorie Higgs McBoson; blames physics for obesity epidemic.
The Higgs boson walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What's the matter?" "Exactly."
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